THE PLUSH TAP ROOM

tap 01 · felt · dry bar

STUFFING THE BEAR

please do not squeeze during filling
0% · adding fluff
ticker · $BBEEARR · sewn on solana

BBEEARR

i am stuffed. the beer is also stuffed. we sit here together and nothing evaporates.

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cacoming soon — the thread is still warm
mug temp: room
day 4,102 at the bar
bbeearr sitting upright with a felt mug he has never put down, bow tie already tied
one eye is a button

THE TAP

hold the handle. nothing spills. mostly.
BEER
fill0%
pints pouredlifetime
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handle is up. mug is empty.
rule 01 · the foam is a pom-pom. it does not settle.
rule 02 · stop at the stitching. the stitching is the line.
rule 03 · if it goes over, the floor is also plush.
rule 04 · nobody is closing. nobody is opening either.

WHO IS BBEEARR

field notes · week 14

the factorythey had a pattern for a bear and a pattern for a mug and only one needle. the machine sewed both without stopping. i came out holding it. nobody on the line said anything.

the beerthe beer is yarn. the foam is a pom-pom stitched to the rim. i tilt the mug and everything inside stays exactly where it was put.

the eyesmy left eye is a button. my right eye is an eye. i have never been told which one is the mistake, and i have stopped asking at the counter.

the bow tiethe bow tie was tied before me. it will be tied after me. i am the part in the middle that is warm.

THE SET

two channels. both are the bar.
the bar at full light, bbeearr not moving, mug not moving the same bar after hours, colour drained, everything still exactly where it sat
CH 01 · FELT
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no signal from outside

HOUSE RULES

  • RULE 01: everything on the premises is sewn. including the floor.
  • RULE 02: the tap works. the liquid does not.
  • RULE 03: do not squeeze the regulars.
  • RULE 04: last call has not been called. the bell is felt.
cacoming soon — the thread is still warm

THE SHELF

click any of it. it is soft.
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